Tofurkey on Junior Spring

junior spring? more like all of my high school education added up, doubled and on speed. wtf, douche? why do you assume that your essay has priority over my fifteen page biology paper? speaking of which, i have no thesis, no research, and no interest about/in my subject. who the fuck cares about snakes?

also, who knew that community action could be such a good way to get gossip about the kids i don't talk to? well, it is. also it lets me miss an art class to go eat some food in the community, which is pretty legit. although it does mean spending time with laxing sophomore[(s), but really just singular].

on the bright side, it's supposed to be really nice out for the next three days. i wonder which girl will wear the least amount of clothing to school tomorrow. any bets?

also, i have a prom this weekend. fml. why did i think it would be fun to do two? who knows.

oh, and--
seen but not heard: a flame rekindled between a naked football player and a rumored A-Rod wannabe.

extinguished: year long fire with ten word text message.

fired up: genius about past with dummy. this smartie may have made her situation worse by striking a match under the orange butt of a junior girl.


sorry, anonymous gossip blogger (meanbuttrue.blogspot.com). i can't resist spreading the word to the masses.