no one cares

no one cares about your status. if you want people to care, go twitter.
no one cares about how much you drank this weekend
no one cares about your pet cat or dog either
no one cares about the about me section so stop writing in it
no one wants to watch you talk on a video message for seven minutes without stopping. not even the person u left the video for.
no one cares about the compare people application so stop feeling good about your number three "person i'd rather be stuck in handcuffs with". thats not a compliment.
no one cares about an album with sixty of the same photos, you and your friends. different angle. different angle. add a person. different angle. make a funny face. different angle. SAVE IT.
no one cares about how high your jetman score is
no one wants to see your bong on facebook
no one wants to see one thousand pictures of you. take them down. immediately.
no one cares about your "notes" either. and dont u dare label those surverys in a note "everyone else was doing it so i just had to" or "really bored and this was kind of cool". cut that shit out. now.
no one cares if you were tagged as "the one with good style" or "the creative one".
no one cares about you so clean up your facebook