Thursday, April 9, 2009

Guest Blog: Cold Tofurkey*

is it just me or was today the Day of the Prom? i know for a fact that five juniors and one lucky sophomore color-and-design cutie left school with dates.

hungover from travel and passover wine, school was not bright today. it was made as dark as the most recent pre-calc retest when i realized that all of the good dates were going fast, and my friends were the ones who took them. after a long conversation (post seder [post manischewitz]) with a smoky senior boy, i lost all lust for prom.

a wise divorce support leader once told me that everyone who wants a prom date gets a prom date, so i trudged on like the little engine who could with these words resounding in my head. i was about to give up when three little birds told me to ask the boy from art class (who i've been pining over for a long time). a math class, a failed note, and a homework problem about prom later, i had a date.

with pre prom out of the way (and at a beautiful house, i may add), now all we have to think about is after prom. will i be with setsy and coolpantslucy? only the prom gods can decide that fate. lets hope for nice weather. bluebell, anyone?

seems like the clouds cleared for this ex-substance-loving, ex-prom-hating blogger.

be on the lookout for these dates:
junior girl with french connection and secret guitar god
not-so-secret guitar hero goddess and dominating basketball star

also, will the owner of the silver volvo ever reach martyrdom? or is that just setsy sabotage?



*i want my alias to be "Cold Tofurkey" in homage to me being a vegetarian who is quitting drugs.

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