Things that don't work out ever

1) formspring

why? because no one cares about you that much. honestly, its fun to be able to ask rude questions anonymously for a few days. but if you've had one for longer and still are trying to milk more questions out of people, stop it. no one cares.

2) lent

why? because people eat meat. and love chocolate too much. and drinking. and facebook. shit happens, its all so deliciously addicting. and really its so hard to give something up you love for that long. giving up vegetables sounds good to me. or a homework.

3) substitutes

why? we just torment them anyway, just give us the period off.

4) "private" conversations and secrets

why? because you tell one person and make them swear not to tell. then that person tells your other friends, and makes THEM swear not to tell. and that all continues until everyone is all up in your business. annoying.

5) telling myself i will never blog again

why? because obviously i knew i was going to get really bored late at night one time and do it again.

thinks to check out online when you get bored enough to read this blog:

http://www.mugglenet.com/

http://dontevenreply.com/

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

http://thatkidjarred.blogspot.com/

http://meanbuttrue.blogspot.com/

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the smart sachs animals

So the funniest thing just went down in the sachs house. Earlier, brad and fran were in his room doing his homework and then realized his phone, which was on the ground, had gone missing. They looked around but couldn’t find it and thought that ranger had possibly stolen it. But really guys, what kind of dog steals a cell phone? The really smart and conniving kind? Yes aka my dog ranger. So we are all (minus sleeping beauty brad) sitting in the kitchen cause the rest of my fam just got back from the flyers game, and brian says “well this explains a lot” and pulled brads phone our of Gretzkys water bowl. i cracked up. And then we were talking about which one did it, and my dad like well its in gretzkys bowl… and brian goes, “yeah, but what if ranger put it in there because he’s trying to frame gretzky!” and we all just died. Funniest thing. Poor brad is asleep and missed this though. you had to be here.

yeah, i'm this bored

Dear Followers,

I want first to take the opportunity to make a shout out. Dear Quail, I would like my sleeping bag back. I have not asked in person yet, or online, because I haven't spoken to you. Why? not sure, but It wasn't funny as funny as you tried to make it, but yes it was funny. and we werent really friends in the first place soooo overall an awk situation. prom date 2008 scenario? yes.

talk to you soon! or not.

Quote of the week comes from environmental science class. Let me just tell you a little bit about this kid, he is a gfs lifer. He is completely underrated, and he is hilarious. But he doesnt mean to be, I think he's serious. So in environmental science we have been discussing how humans use the earth. One day while discussing mining, the town that will burn for centuries came up. This town sits atop a PA coal vein which was accidentally set on fire 50 years ago and is still burning.

Lifer boy: So when will it get here?

Ian: what?

Lifer boy: The underground fire

Ian: It won't because there is no way for it to travel to us underground.

Lifer boy: (short pause) ...what about the subway?

(Class laughter)

Ian: *sigh* it needs coal to get here, something to fuel the fire.

Lifer boy: so it wont get here...

Ian: no.

could not make that up, he was dead serious.

Anyway, allow me to quickly talk about what's been going on in the world....

Returned: Juniors, and with them wall ball, obnoxious voices, and over-all ugliness.

quenched: S-S romance, my bad...

current: thing between GFS star athletes (i like)

not acceptable: hooking up with 6ish people in a weekend...

lock it up seniors? Oh, i guess I cant say that.

snow days are good because you get a day off from school. snow days are bad because your family gets the snow day too and you are stuck inside with them all day long. they bother you, ask what youre watching, why youre talking to, what are you doing, what do you want to do. it drives me insane.

love,

setsy

Back??

I guess it's been a while. I'm going to have to make a hilarious comeback to compete with http://thatkidjarred.blogspot.com/ which is hilarious and everyone should read.

more to come... get ready for gossip, scandal, and a lot of SSS syndrome (second semester senior).

for now, we have a snow day tomorrow. and probably will thursday too. so im going to read harry potter.