Things that don't work out ever

1) formspring

why? because no one cares about you that much. honestly, its fun to be able to ask rude questions anonymously for a few days. but if you've had one for longer and still are trying to milk more questions out of people, stop it. no one cares.

2) lent

why? because people eat meat. and love chocolate too much. and drinking. and facebook. shit happens, its all so deliciously addicting. and really its so hard to give something up you love for that long. giving up vegetables sounds good to me. or a homework.

3) substitutes

why? we just torment them anyway, just give us the period off.

4) "private" conversations and secrets

why? because you tell one person and make them swear not to tell. then that person tells your other friends, and makes THEM swear not to tell. and that all continues until everyone is all up in your business. annoying.

5) telling myself i will never blog again

why? because obviously i knew i was going to get really bored late at night one time and do it again.

thinks to check out online when you get bored enough to read this blog:

http://www.mugglenet.com/

http://dontevenreply.com/

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

http://thatkidjarred.blogspot.com/

http://meanbuttrue.blogspot.com/

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the smart sachs animals

So the funniest thing just went down in the sachs house. Earlier, brad and fran were in his room doing his homework and then realized his phone, which was on the ground, had gone missing. They looked around but couldn’t find it and thought that ranger had possibly stolen it. But really guys, what kind of dog steals a cell phone? The really smart and conniving kind? Yes aka my dog ranger. So we are all (minus sleeping beauty brad) sitting in the kitchen cause the rest of my fam just got back from the flyers game, and brian says “well this explains a lot” and pulled brads phone our of Gretzkys water bowl. i cracked up. And then we were talking about which one did it, and my dad like well its in gretzkys bowl… and brian goes, “yeah, but what if ranger put it in there because he’s trying to frame gretzky!” and we all just died. Funniest thing. Poor brad is asleep and missed this though. you had to be here.