Friday, April 3, 2009

ok skins

skins needs to be talked about right now. if you havent caught up all the way to the season finale of episode three then don't read this.



ok i warned you now im gonna talk about it.
WTF SKINS! this shit was so bad. the worst. no one died. no one cried even. except cook which is like wtf cook your a dousch (that word is STILL not spelled right ) bag. most exciting thing that happened: jj winning the granny race. this season is so bad, jj is becoming my favorite character. i mean we didnt even get to see freddie and effy have sex. we saw them alone in a room and then it cut the scene. i repeat, WTF. wheres pandora? wheres james? no sign of emily or katie or naomi either in the sesaon finale maybe they are off having a lesbian twin threesome. as much as emily is all pissed at naomi for like messing with her i kind of side with naomi like if i just discovered i was gay i woudlnt wanna be all out there showing it off at prom and shit, ESPECALLY since she just ended that affair with that teacher who slept with her mom (remember that??). oh i just remembered the other great thing about the finale: watching freddie jack off. that was hot, too bad jj had to ruin it and his slut sister. biggest dissapointment: no scenes from next season?! WHAT does that mean. i mean is there gonna be a whole new cast? because im not sure i can deal with that, skins. i JUST got used to this cast, and i mean BARELY used to them. HOW much do i miss jal tones chelle cas maxxie anwar (slumdog oscar-aire) and chris :,-( (wow check out that smiley face making.) the answer to that question, btw, is SO much. TOO much. what i woudlnt GIVE for a guest appearance on next season.

anyway. finale sucked. things i want to see happen next season:
1) katie die. or get rid of the lisp. mostly die tho.
2) emily and naomi finally get together and emily leaves her for some new ho.
3) freddie and effy like for REALS together SANS cook.
4) cook will most likely be the one to die actually. altho maybe seeing his dad hell be a better person now. maybe him and katie will hook up... hm...
5) pandora lose some fucking weight. or stop showing her in her underwear. seriously the james episode when she came out and was like "im ready for you to surf and turf me now" (sidenote surf and turf wtf? makes me wanna kill her) i was like whoa sister put it away. i hate her i hate pandora so much. shes so fucking annoying. i hated her in the two episodes she was in the second season and i hate her now.
6) now that i think about it, mostly about pandoras mom, cook is prolly gonna start bangin some moms. starting with effys i think, that horny just-divorceé, she would prolly fuck him. the adults have no morals on skins.
7) even if they killed someone off, i don't think i would feel as much or cry as hard as i did when we found out about chris. that wasnt really a number just something that happens.

.... so what do we do now? wait, skinslovers, we wait and we pray that we won't be dissapointed. the way things ended tho... seems like we might be. but thats just me.

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