Dear Class of 2011,
It has come to my attention recently that I cannot sit where I would like to be seated because your butt takes up the space where my butt should be. I'd like to draw a quote from the holy book: "The Front Hall is the major public space in the Upper School. It is the reception area for visitors to the school, and houses the telephone switchboard. It is surrounded by administrative offices and it is a place of business. It is also a gathering place for students in grades 11 and 12." Class of 2011, just because students in grade 11 are allowed in the Front Hall does not mean you are. Please find a more suitable place to sit.
Also, for those of you about to attend Prom, this is not your Prom.
Also, why is it that I can look at a lineup of the males in your grade and pick out only a few reasonably good looking ones? Was there some kind of toxin released in the air in mid-to-late 1992 that changed your genes? No other class has had such a large problem with issues like this one. Fix it.
Lastly, if you resemble any kind of vegetable, string beans for example, note that you are lower down on the food chain than everyone else. It's not just in your appearance, but in your nature too.
Sincerely,
Mean and Cold Tofurkey
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
THE RULES
these are the rules to text message hang man. get it strait, you cheaters.
1) you need to actually know how to spell the word your doing and where the letters are in the word. if you fuck this up it is absolutely unacepptable and you should be tazered. twice.
2) you may NOT NOT NOT NOT ask for outside help. no showing anyone your little piece of paper that ur keeping track of the letters on. you may not ask anyone under any circumstances. ESPECIALLY not jq. if you do this you are a bad person and are henceforth dqed from any further texthangmanning.
3) the way you set it up is as follows, so as to avoid confusion in the future:
a) person who has the word states the number of letters in the word
b) person guessing guesses letters; if correct, person with the word states the number spot that the letter is in (for example 3 in the word happy would be P). if incorrect a simple "no" will suffice.
4) if you cheat or violate these rules i hate you and you suck and your name is probably j? or hotassturkey.
1) you need to actually know how to spell the word your doing and where the letters are in the word. if you fuck this up it is absolutely unacepptable and you should be tazered. twice.
2) you may NOT NOT NOT NOT ask for outside help. no showing anyone your little piece of paper that ur keeping track of the letters on. you may not ask anyone under any circumstances. ESPECIALLY not jq. if you do this you are a bad person and are henceforth dqed from any further texthangmanning.
3) the way you set it up is as follows, so as to avoid confusion in the future:
a) person who has the word states the number of letters in the word
b) person guessing guesses letters; if correct, person with the word states the number spot that the letter is in (for example 3 in the word happy would be P). if incorrect a simple "no" will suffice.
4) if you cheat or violate these rules i hate you and you suck and your name is probably j? or hotassturkey.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Tofurkey on Junior Spring
junior spring? more like all of my high school education added up, doubled and on speed. wtf, douche? why do you assume that your essay has priority over my fifteen page biology paper? speaking of which, i have no thesis, no research, and no interest about/in my subject. who the fuck cares about snakes?
also, who knew that community action could be such a good way to get gossip about the kids i don't talk to? well, it is. also it lets me miss an art class to go eat some food in the community, which is pretty legit. although it does mean spending time with laxing sophomore[(s), but really just singular].
on the bright side, it's supposed to be really nice out for the next three days. i wonder which girl will wear the least amount of clothing to school tomorrow. any bets?
also, i have a prom this weekend. fml. why did i think it would be fun to do two? who knows.
oh, and--
seen but not heard: a flame rekindled between a naked football player and a rumored A-Rod wannabe.
extinguished: year long fire with ten word text message.
fired up: genius about past with dummy. this smartie may have made her situation worse by striking a match under the orange butt of a junior girl.
sorry, anonymous gossip blogger (meanbuttrue.blogspot.com). i can't resist spreading the word to the masses.
also, who knew that community action could be such a good way to get gossip about the kids i don't talk to? well, it is. also it lets me miss an art class to go eat some food in the community, which is pretty legit. although it does mean spending time with laxing sophomore[(s), but really just singular].
on the bright side, it's supposed to be really nice out for the next three days. i wonder which girl will wear the least amount of clothing to school tomorrow. any bets?
also, i have a prom this weekend. fml. why did i think it would be fun to do two? who knows.
oh, and--
seen but not heard: a flame rekindled between a naked football player and a rumored A-Rod wannabe.
extinguished: year long fire with ten word text message.
fired up: genius about past with dummy. this smartie may have made her situation worse by striking a match under the orange butt of a junior girl.
sorry, anonymous gossip blogger (meanbuttrue.blogspot.com)
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
my math teacher is a fucking retard and i hate him
if the sin= 1/2 and the cos = route 3/2 and the sin= y/r and the cos=x/r and r is the radius then the radius should equal two. but we are using a ONE unit circle. someone please explain to me why every denominator for the points on the unit circle is 2, when the radius of a unit circle is one.
Monday, April 20, 2009
suggestions?
take your suggestions for me facebook and shove them up ur cyber-ass. i do NOT want to be a fan of fucking "summer" or "icee's" NOR do i want to be friends with madeliene blood, just because we both went to gfs. GODDAMN IT.
fan?
added to the list of things that suck is the ability to become a "fan" on facebook.
it started with celebrities, like ok, your a fan of seth rogen or jessica simpson, fine thats fair.
being a fan of juice? a fan of watching tv? a fan of SLEEP? what. you cant be a fan of these things. these things are not fan worthy. if you are interested in or you like to do them then thats fine but its not like you are a FAN. i wish people would stop making fan pages for dumb shit. "hugs" can not check its facebook and see that you became a fan. what makes it worse is when OBSCENE amounts of my friends become a fan of something. really? twelve of my friends are now a fan of text messaging? REALLY? come on, friends.
it started with celebrities, like ok, your a fan of seth rogen or jessica simpson, fine thats fair.
being a fan of juice? a fan of watching tv? a fan of SLEEP? what. you cant be a fan of these things. these things are not fan worthy. if you are interested in or you like to do them then thats fine but its not like you are a FAN. i wish people would stop making fan pages for dumb shit. "hugs" can not check its facebook and see that you became a fan. what makes it worse is when OBSCENE amounts of my friends become a fan of something. really? twelve of my friends are now a fan of text messaging? REALLY? come on, friends.
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